Monday, August 13, 2007

Taste the fear of the naked chicken!

My children are so cool. I took my kiddos to Long John Silver's today. My son ordered a chicken plank. He likes to "peel" his chicken. Being the extremely laid back mother that I *can* be, I let it slide. I figure not eating the breading is a nutritional benefit of his wackiness. So he peels his chicken plank while wearing a paper pirate hat. I can tell he's not really hungry. Now I know he's playing with his food. So I say, "Quinn what are you doing?". And his response is to thrust the peeled chicken in my face and growl in his best pirate voice, "Arrgh! Taste the fear of the naked chicken!".

I about peed my pants. He's only 5. It made absolutely no sense, but it was the funniest thing in the world. If I don't write this stuff down, I will forget it.

1 comment:

Marine Wife said...

OK, that is too funny! And I totally needed that today. My 2 are driving my up a wall! Claire used almost an entire roll of toilet paper this morning in one go. That's what I woke up to!