3 days down, 2000 to go

My son has completed the first three days of kindergarten. He seems to like it. The teachers seem to like him. I don't know if they'd tell me otherwise, though. I work at the school. I've asked him what he's done thus far. He gives the most common answer, "nothing".

I said, "They're teaching you nothing?? That's terrible".
He says, "no I learned to read".
"You learned to read? In three days? ...Really?"
"Yep."
"What did you learn to read?"
"Because".
"The word because?"
"yes, that word."


I haven't tested him, but of course it's totally untrue.

*edit - He got the kindergarten teacher he wanted! We found out today. The classes were over-crowded, so they divided again. He wanted a certain teacher, and I was very pleased with his choice. When asked why he wanted her his answer was simple: "She's the prettiest."

Great- little chauvinist.